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发表于 2006-4-14 05:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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+ `! v. y: ~3 B; R  u3 `) W   The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother\'s loving arms. - A/ ]& @2 `( |% t  I2 o0 o5 Q1 @
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  When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.
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  \"Was school all right?\" she asked, \"Did you get along all right? did you cry?\"
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